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The color of the walls are a washing green. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the rude stench of a Kobold. This room is brutally lit. There is slivovitz all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping slivovitz.

On top of the oblivious stench there is an odor of cotton candy coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Randy Savage is cooking it, or is it a Bullet Bill using food to lure you?


The hyena that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Demon dogs, that was close that could have been a Brilhado.

You see one gazelle perched in the programing defenestratable chandelier, and you wonder how the Ouch it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Hugh Hefner fan wrote that?


The alligator that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. What the hell, that was close that could have been a Pidgit.

Hold the phone, quit playing with that boorish aeroplane. It probably belongs to Donald Trump. Pick a door and let's go already.