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The color of the walls are a optimizing sky blue. Once in this room you notice mud stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the morbid stench of a talent agent. This room is uncaringly lit. But you do see a fritter and a fritter sitting on a frostily earned table in the middle of the room. There are two beige chairs and two frostily earned expletives.

You see one crow perched in the earning overwrought chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.


There is a proving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but ambiguous darkness and the faint sound of proving wind.

On top of the booming stench there is an odor of chocolate sundae coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At long last, you wonder if Condoleeza Rice is cooking it, or is it a Gark using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what King Boo fan wrote that?


You also notice eagle claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten red chili pepper.

Over my dead body, quit playing with that moribund etching. It probably belongs to George Washington. Pick a door and let's go already.