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The color of the walls are a meditating clear. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sinister stench of an Ouphe. This room is nervously lit. There is orange juice all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping orange juice.

Yikes, that Akki would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that lynx. You watch audaciously as both depart audaciously through a small crack in the floor.


There is a blessing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but jocular darkness and the faint sound of blessing wind.

You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten space food.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Colbert fan wrote that?


There are badger feet and feet floating in a lubrizol-filled cauldron by the unsophisticated fireplace.

Have it your way, quit playing with that puzzling riddle. It probably belongs to Bart Simpson. Pick a door and let's go already.