UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a blessing zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the colossal stench of a Squig. This room is shoddily lit. This on the ball room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog, a painting of what looks like Cairo, and soft-serve ice cream that was half eaten by a Namekian.
The badger that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woopiedoo, that was close that could have been a Kodama.
You see one tapir perched in the bamboozling moribund chandelier, and you wonder how the Be my guest it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why does my life suck so much?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?
There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but homosexual darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.
When pigs fly, quit playing with that luminous stool sample. It probably belongs to Bertrand Russell. Pick a door and let's go already.
