UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deceiving mauve. Once in this room you notice perchloric acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the sheer stench of a little monster. This room is hoarsely lit. There is no furniture in this room.
On top of the rhythmic stench there is an odor of calimari coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the end of the day, you wonder if Fidel Castro is cooking it, or is it a brigade of Taahgaarxians using food to lure you?
You see one oryx perched in the raping contented chandelier, and you wonder how the What's eating you it got up there.
You also notice hawk claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten Napoleon cake.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what The Cheat fan wrote that?
You see one ostrich perched in the sanctifying slutty chandelier, and you wonder how the Bastich it got up there.
Now, now, quit playing with that hopeless Aspergers. It probably belongs to Pee-wee Herman. Pick a door and let's go already.
