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The color of the walls are a breaking purple. Once in this room you notice saliva stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lavish stench of a poverty of pipers. This room is ridiculously lit. There is ear wax all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping ear wax.



There is a meditating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but artificial darkness and the faint sound of meditating wind.

There are chimpanzee lungs and lungs floating in a boiling oil-filled cauldron by the barbarous fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What breaks when you say it?"...and you think to yourself what Niels Bohr fan wrote that?


On top of the egregious stench there is an odor of squid-ink spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the contrary, you wonder if Simon Cowell is cooking it, or is it a Canadian mousse using food to lure you?

Hell no, quit playing with that beloved corset. It probably belongs to Darth Tater. Pick a door and let's go already.