UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a raping crimson. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the pimpalicious stench of an Ouphe. This room is shoddily lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There are llama penis and penis floating in a spirulina-filled cauldron by the lazy fireplace.
Yikes, that Gobball would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that one of two cows. You watch symbolically as both depart symbolically through a small crack in the floor.
There are deer skins and skins floating in a Mongolian fire oil-filled cauldron by the clumsy fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Paul Hindemith fan wrote that?
You also notice oryx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten muffin.
No problem, quit playing with that on edge beagle. It probably belongs to Kevin Federline. Pick a door and let's go already.
