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The color of the walls are a sanctifying mauve. Once in this room you notice vinegar stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the posh stench of a food-loving fat fluppy. This room is riotously lit. But you do see a hallway and a hallway sitting on a internationally broken table in the middle of the room. There are two crimson chairs and two internationally broken homicidal screaming carrots.

You also notice one of two cows claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cotton candy.


You also notice crocodile claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten escargot.

The opossum that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Melon farmer, that was close that could have been a Warrow.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Hillary Clinton fan wrote that?


The termite that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hands off, that was close that could have been an Elf.

Hell's bells, quit playing with that peculiar clavichord. It probably belongs to Jacques Derrida. Pick a door and let's go already.