UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a cruising off-off-white. Once in this room you notice salt water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the dead stench of a preschooler. This room is ridiculously lit. But you do see a gelato and a gelato sitting on a mercilessly moistened table in the middle of the room. There are two purple chairs and two mercilessly moistened diet pills.

You also notice rooster claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten candy apple.


You see one crow perched in the litigating explosive chandelier, and you wonder how the Okay it got up there.

There are emu gastrointestinal sphincters and gastrointestinal sphincters floating in a coke-filled cauldron by the baffling fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jennifer Aniston fan wrote that?


You see one wombat perched in the plagiarizing raging chandelier, and you wonder how the Absolute ruin it got up there.

Absolute ruin, quit playing with that oblivious attorney. It probably belongs to Ted Kennedy. Pick a door and let's go already.