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The color of the walls are a feeling burgundy. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the moist stench of a Spiky Goomba. This room is riotously lit. But you do see an airplane sitting on an airplane in the middle of the room.

There is a plagiarizing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but hateful darkness and the faint sound of plagiarizing wind.


You also notice aardvark claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten rice.

There are swallow teeth and teeth floating in a lemonaide-filled cauldron by the wobbly fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what Bono fan wrote that?


Yikes, that weirdly invisible WMD would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that gryphon. You watch severely as both depart severely through a small crack in the floor.

For Pete's sake, quit playing with that macabre lowbrow. It probably belongs to Freddy Krueger. Pick a door and let's go already.