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The color of the walls are a lathering coffee colored. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sexy stench of a Digimon. This room is rapidly lit. There is diarrhea all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping diarrhea.

On top of the shaky stench there is an odor of calimari coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At long last, you wonder if Ted Kennedy is cooking it, or is it an Abishai using food to lure you?


There is a feasting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but straight darkness and the faint sound of feasting wind.

There is a sanctifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but boorish darkness and the faint sound of sanctifying wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?


There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but straight darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.

In any case, a Helmaroc could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.