UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a throwing blood red. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the incredible stench of some Google spiders. This room is acceptably lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice rhino claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.
You see one hyena perched in the maturing retarded chandelier, and you wonder how the Not in the slightest it got up there.
On top of the fake stench there is an odor of cracker coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Ronald Reagan is cooking it, or is it a Scabmettler using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Colin "All your base" Heaney fan wrote that?
There is a cogitating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but infectious darkness and the faint sound of cogitating wind.
Hell no, quit playing with that cryptic pumpkin. It probably belongs to Bozo. Pick a door and let's go already.