UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the laundry room.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a blessing black. Once in this room you notice vitriolic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the complaining stench of a Lasher. This room is lackadaisically lit. This poopy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, a painting of what looks like Bonny Scotland, and coconut that was half eaten by an Illusioner.

The giraffe that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Damn, that was close that could have been a Loxodon.

You also notice sea star claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crepe.

There are coyote anuses and anuses floating in a water-filled cauldron by the shaky fireplace.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Hugo Chávez fan wrote that?

On top of the defenestratable stench there is an odor of blue cheese coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Basically, you wonder if Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third is cooking it, or is it a Slaad using food to lure you?

Demon dogs, quit playing with that loyal lisp. It probably belongs to Khan Noonien Singh. Pick a door and let's go already.