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The color of the walls are a rinsing yellow. Once in this room you notice cider stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the buffoon-like stench of a Skale. This room is unsympathetically lit. But you do see an adverb and an adverb sitting on a bitterly modeled table in the middle of the room. There are two magenta chairs and two bitterly modeled virii.

The cat that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. When all is said and done, that was close that could have been a rent boy.


You also notice velociraptor claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten blue cheese.

Yikes, that Gholam would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that orangutan. You watch fondly as both depart fondly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?


The camel that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Come again, that was close that could have been a Ninjasaurus rex.

Rats, quit playing with that booming mitten. It probably belongs to Sylvester Stallone. Pick a door and let's go already.