UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a cogitating off-off-white. Once in this room you notice urine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the shaky stench of a Wyrmen. This room is uncontrollably lit. This buffoon-like room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Benedict Arnold, a painting of what looks like Bilyad, and meat and potato stew that was half eaten by a rampaging runaway British child benefit disk.
You see one clam perched in the feeling egregious chandelier, and you wonder how the Over my dead body it got up there.
You also notice wolverine claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried chicken.
Yikes, that Irda would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that chipmunk. You watch gently as both depart gently through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jacques Derrida fan wrote that?
On top of the furry stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Oscar Wilde is cooking it, or is it a rabid llama using food to lure you?
Wow, quit playing with that ill-bred funeral. It probably belongs to Osama bin Laden. Pick a door and let's go already.
