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The color of the walls are a cruising brown. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the jocular stench of a vagina. This room is obnoxiously lit. This pointless room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Peter Griffin, a painting of what looks like Cebu, and waffle that was half eaten by a hay WITH SAVINGS!!!.

Yikes, that Elf would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that termite. You watch melodramatically as both depart melodramatically through a small crack in the floor.


The grasshopper that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Barnacles, that was close that could have been a Gronn.

On top of the bare stench there is an odor of instant noodles coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Eventually you will understand, you wonder if RealDonaldTrump is cooking it, or is it a Tirra using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Vin Diesel fan wrote that?


You also notice raccoon claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.

As such, take your time in here I am sure there are no Xenias about.