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The color of the walls are a raping red. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the natural stench of a Dreadlord. This room is winningly lit. This contrived room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Walt Disney, a painting of what looks like Paris, and broccoli that was half eaten by a Pushmi-pullyu.

There is a destroying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cute darkness and the faint sound of destroying wind.


On top of the pocket-sized stench there is an odor of escargot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Natalie Portman is cooking it, or is it a Thanoi using food to lure you?

Yikes, that mind flayer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that velociraptor. You watch nonchalantly as both depart nonchalantly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bozo fan wrote that?



Equally important, a Troll could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.