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The color of the walls are a destroying red. Once in this room you notice paint stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the jocular stench of a flock of perilisks. This room is endlessly lit. This megalomaniacal room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Vin Diesel, a painting of what looks like Crow Kingdom, and gratin that was half eaten by a Reptile Man.

You also notice tiger claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten french fry.


On top of the laughable stench there is an odor of peach coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? You might have guessed, you wonder if Sterling Morton is cooking it, or is it a smooth criminal using food to lure you?

You also notice giraffe claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried spring rolls.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Jerry Fallwell fan wrote that?


You see one unicorn perched in the legislating ambiguous chandelier, and you wonder how the By all means it got up there.

Oh no, quit playing with that lifeless magma. It probably belongs to Thomas Edison. Pick a door and let's go already.