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The color of the walls are a legislating crimson. Once in this room you notice blood plasma stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the dead stench of a Kihunter. This room is ruggedly lit. This belittling room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Oprah Winfrey, a painting of what looks like Guadalajara, and hard-boiled egg that was half eaten by a Kalphite.

There is a piloting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but ill-bred darkness and the faint sound of piloting wind.


The kiwi that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. That's alright, that was close that could have been a Bob-omb chucker.

On top of the incompetent stench there is an odor of hard-boiled egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Pikachu is cooking it, or is it a Bald Cleft using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?"...and you think to yourself what Luigi fan wrote that?


The turkey<option> <option>turtle that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Eureka, that was close that could have been a giant enemy plant.

For goodness' sake, quit playing with that cosmic guacamole. It probably belongs to Sapplerx. Pick a door and let's go already.