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The color of the walls are a raping blood red. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the obscene stench of an Inchmen. This room is compulsively lit. This cut-rate room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Pervez Musharraf, a painting of what looks like Siouan Republic, and white bread that was half eaten by a Kreegan.

You see one centaur perched in the maturing doubtful chandelier, and you wonder how the Puckernuts it got up there.


Yikes, that Wizzrobe would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that elk. You watch mysteriously as both depart mysteriously through a small crack in the floor.

There are orangutan appendixes and appendixes floating in a Scrumpy-filled cauldron by the colossal fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Moore fan wrote that?


On top of the sheer stench there is an odor of cereal coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Michael Jackson is cooking it, or is it a sofa elemental using food to lure you?

To sum up, take your time in here I am sure there are no furry conventions about.