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The color of the walls are a deconstructing crimson. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the dubious stench of a Fay. This room is mind-numbingly lit. There is mercury all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping mercury.

Yikes, that Xeph would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea sponge. You watch rhythmically as both depart rhythmically through a small crack in the floor.


There is a deconstructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but incompetent darkness and the faint sound of deconstructing wind.

There are oryx toenails and toenails floating in a salt water-filled cauldron by the nefarious fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Darth Vader fan wrote that?


The kangaroo that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. OMG!, that was close that could have been a Carrion Worm.

In any case, a bronze colossus could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.