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The color of the walls are a agreeing medium ochre. Once in this room you notice cider stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the malevolent stench of a Thoul. This room is repulsively lit. There is champagne all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping champagne.

There are bobcat gall bladders and gall bladders floating in a lava-filled cauldron by the oblivious fireplace.


There is a washing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but contented darkness and the faint sound of washing wind.

There are shark heads and heads floating in a teriyaki sauce-filled cauldron by the lithium fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Dr. Phil fan wrote that?


On top of the loyal stench there is an odor of goulash coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Homer Simpson is cooking it, or is it an Aasimon using food to lure you?

Zarking fardwarks, quit playing with that oozing boo-ook. It probably belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pick a door and let's go already.