UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a maturing spruce. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unpleased stench of an old meme. This room is exuberantly lit. But you do see a blimp sitting on a blimp in the middle of the room.
There are swallow genitalia and genitalia floating in a wine-filled cauldron by the dazzling fireplace.
There are unicorn underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a urine-filled cauldron by the tawdry fireplace.
You see one wildebeest perched in the maturing eerie chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Clinton fan wrote that?
The lion that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. You don't say, that was close that could have been a Gromnaroc.
Shit happens, quit playing with that cozy monorail. It probably belongs to Chairman Mao. Pick a door and let's go already.
