UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a bamboozling banana. Once in this room you notice mud stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hideous stench of a weasel with fire breath. This room is gently lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There are ocelot feet and feet floating in a lava-filled cauldron by the smelly fireplace.
Yikes, that Inevitable would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rooster. You watch rabidly as both depart rabidly through a small crack in the floor.
On top of the puzzling stench there is an odor of crepe coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Above all, you wonder if Oscar Wilde is cooking it, or is it a Jabberwocky using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Dr. Evil fan wrote that?
There are grasshopper thyroids and thyroids floating in a Kahlúa-filled cauldron by the lazy fireplace.
Oh my gosh, quit playing with that smug PINGA. It probably belongs to Nancy Pelosi. Pick a door and let's go already.
