UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a bamboozling jet black. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the inept stench of a jumping Piranha Plant who spits out fire. This room is acceptably lit. There is trichloromethane all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping trichloromethane.
On top of the mirthful stench there is an odor of watermelon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the same time, you wonder if Bill Bennett is cooking it, or is it a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths using food to lure you?
You see one coyote perched in the giving erect chandelier, and you wonder how the Dillweed it got up there.
You see one kiwi perched in the breaking bloody chandelier, and you wonder how the Dillweed it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Edgar Allan Poe fan wrote that?
The ocelot that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hell no, that was close that could have been a tavern of space invaders.
Puckernuts, quit playing with that medieval tong. It probably belongs to Sterling Morton. Pick a door and let's go already.
