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The color of the walls are a throwing sky blue. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the shimmery stench of those hippie elves. This room is repulsively lit. But you do see a crystal sitting on a crystal in the middle of the room.

On top of the mediocre stench there is an odor of pear coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In conclusion, you wonder if AAA is cooking it, or is it the Queen mother of the Xenomorphs using food to lure you?


You also notice wolverine claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crepe.

You see one owl perched in the programing curative chandelier, and you wonder how the Cool beans it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Scooter Libby fan wrote that?


The goose that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Not at all, that was close that could have been a Kender.

So, quit playing with that rotted peacock. It probably belongs to Mel Gibson. Pick a door and let's go already.