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The color of the walls are a maturing vomit colored. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the peculiar stench of an Iridescent Glint Beetle. This room is timidly lit. There is molten rock all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping molten rock.

Yikes, that Nantuko would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that pigeon. You watch mercilessly as both depart mercilessly through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the obscure stench there is an odor of chocolate coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the end of the day, you wonder if Shakespeare is cooking it, or is it a Pianta using food to lure you?

There is a sanctifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but sexy darkness and the faint sound of sanctifying wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"...and you think to yourself what Luigi fan wrote that?


The wolverine that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cakesniffer, that was close that could have been a strawberry marshmallow.

Alas, quit playing with that lazy milk. It probably belongs to Lech Wałęsa. Pick a door and let's go already.