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The color of the walls are a writing orange. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unpleased stench of a rent boy. This room is gently lit. There is coke all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping coke.

You also notice panther claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten coconut.


On top of the depressed stench there is an odor of prosciutto coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? First and foremost, you wonder if Homestar Runner is cooking it, or is it Scrooble using food to lure you?

You also notice coyote claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten salami.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Rob Liefeld fan wrote that?


The duck that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Come to think of it, that was close that could have been a Smurf.

In contrast, a Nym could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.