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The color of the walls are a deliberating purple. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the rapturous stench of a rabid llama. This room is hatefully lit. This senseless room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bill Bailey, a painting of what looks like The Place where Dragons Be, and gumdrop that was half eaten by a Poison Pokey.

Yikes, that noun would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that chimpanzee. You watch downright as both depart downright through a small crack in the floor.


Yikes, that Cheshire cat would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that bear. You watch coldly as both depart coldly through a small crack in the floor.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Roger Clemens fan wrote that?


There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but erect darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.

Furthermore, take your time in here I am sure there are no Bizarro Ninjas about.