User:Zowayix
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zowayix also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. |
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. |
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. |