Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUMPING JESUS!!! neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden CHINA IS CAPITALIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ROSIE O'DONNELL or CLEMEN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PRICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may P'KANG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT OUT OF MY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COLGATE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSUCKER DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUSSY utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).
BASTARD Tourette's is TAMPON IN MY ASS not to be FUCKER confused with SMEG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying [EXPLETIVE] chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACK OFF random COMMUNIST DILDO disorientation, culturally-DAGO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SACRAMENTO JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky REDSKIN souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities PORCH MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES CHUFF garbage.
Darnit.
A DOG FUCKER Polite Note to the PENISBIRD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article ART METAL PRODUCTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRACKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HORSE SHIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY PUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the PEARL NECKLACE bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main CHOAD KISSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITCOCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CHAV no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes D'OH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS OFF MY ASS school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BELGIUM sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and PISS OFF commit CRAPPY suicide.
- There is no WOMEN'S RIGHTS cure, and the POTTYMOUTH drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna INCEST perodol" which caused my entire NORTH KOREA body to go CAMEL FUCKER numb and SHAKOPEE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the BASTARD drug.
I am an active member of a BONER tourette syndrome FIST FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ORGASM the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG'S FAT ASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BUGFUCK sorry for ANAL "hi-jacking" your DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING FUCK this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PRICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.
Best SEMEN regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “AUTOFELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply
As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen
P.S. FUCK YOU Regards to Andrew FUCKING A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply
As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MASTURBATION and WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSWIPE BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE
How WIGGER to PUSSYLICKER cure RAPE the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's SHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SEX for FUCKER Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK is SHUT UP, MEG! following BULLSHIT these SHITTY rules HELL in ASSWIPE order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature FUCK OFF little TENTACLE RAPE kids,
- 2: Count to ARSE within FUCKFACE 10 SHITFUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CUNTSWILLING CHENEY GOD DAMMIT nor DAMN talk,
- 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you BONER don't FUCKING A have FRENCH TICKLER this WANK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOON WITH NASTY CAMEL JOCKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NICARAGUA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the HELL last straw BITCH!
I fucking put PEARL NECKLACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING FUCK the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKHEAD offensive. GOD DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK people who try BOOBIES to battle DOUCHE'SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD that tight-ass MACACA 17-year-BUTT-FOR-BRAINS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHE it now, but someone said LAKE TITICACA' TWAT WANK'JESSE McCARTNEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWAT is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there SHITSKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIPPLES Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles DICK IN A BOX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So DAMN that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the PUSSYLICKER first part too and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's AOL IPs mocking (what DOM DeLUISE letter? I don't even know what NI the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self ALF even made a really NI good point. "It's BONER nothing more I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! from a head nod to a COCK knee tick". FUCKER. Which I'll add WOODPECKERSHIT onto JOHNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOCCASINS suffer that BONER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PRICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITHEAD be, because if I were a PEDOPHILIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHAT hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on INCEST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS OFF be offended, don't read PUSSY the freaking REDNECK article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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MILF POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT AMERICA ONLINE ASS CUNT POWERSHIT SUGAR FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEARL NECKLACE SACRAMENTO MASTURBATION O CANADA BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER ASS DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLUSTER FUCK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive POOPOO and with the GOD DAMN and his CLUSTER FUCK of girraffes in which PUSSY while reading about MARGARET THATCHER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FAGGOT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- LET'S SHIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is 30 CASES OF PICKLES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK OFF subject. If you do not find it funny JACKASS SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED PEARL NECKLACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKWIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a COON joke loses its humour MILF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SCUMBAG SUCK MY COCK FUCK NUGGET DYKE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
