User:Walking Contradiction

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Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Kip the Dip?

Circle-contradict.png This user appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

Don't read this sentence, it is an absolute lie. (The previous statement speaks the truth.)


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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png



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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png



This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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Circle-contradict.png This user doesn't appear to contradict itself. Don't see the discussion on the talk page.