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Grueslayer
bENSONIST cHAMBER nO. 2
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Score: duh
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Moves: hud
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> Use scroll for Shield of Benson's Betterness
Reading out the runes on the scroll, you feel the Shield of Benson's Betterness forming around you-and with it, that feeling of complete and total invulnerability that Benson must have felt until the day he died. At your hand. You cold-hearted bastard.
> He was trying to kill me!
There's always some convenient excuse, isn't there? In any case, as the Grues advance, you feel utterly invulnerable.
> Hell yeah...
Most unfortunately, when Benson started working for U-Gene, U-Gene secretly had Benson's Betterness lowered slightly to include everything except for Grues in case he needed to get rid of him quietly. In other words, in the last few months of his life, Benson was invulnerable to everything except for Grues.
> Bang head on wall in frustration
There's no walls inside a Grue's gullet.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, suck ***
Would you like to not suck, haxx0r someone else's save, or suck even more? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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