User:Sir Cornbread

Commander of the Order Second Lieutenant This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. ac-E es-P This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. es-P il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. il-A du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. du-3 fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead. fh-1 ah-0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah-0 tx-G This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers. tx-G This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow! This user is cooler than you. This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. |} This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message. Featured Article: Rap This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend. Vive Le Cornbread!! Leave messages here. My Featured Articles Rap - Featured July 31, 2006! The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah - Featured October 28, 2006! Other Articles I Created Hermaphrodite -Quasi-Featured. Twice. Ape-Shit Crazy - And the Template Anti-Grue Spellcheck Thais Unoriginality Yao Ming -What will I write next...? UnNews Articles UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagiarism UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline UnNews:Castro Dies, Granted Sainthood By Catholic Church My Top 10 Favorites (That I didn't write) Nihilism Redundancy Kitten Huffing Writer's Block Grue Sexual innuendo Random Humor Alliteration Fisher Price: A Retrospective Niggers Awards And Stuff Second Lieutenant Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being nice to my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do. Hey, congratulations!!! For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for guessing that RTB|Sleep was really Roger_The_Bum in disguise. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.