Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CROTCH'FUCKTARD'FRED PHELPS'RAT'S COCK'ASSHOLE'FELCHING'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHAV neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT OUT OF MY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUKKAKE, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELLFIRE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GENITALIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEAVER SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially SACRED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIG television programs to address FELCHING Tourette's syndrome.

HOSER Tourette's is RIGHTS not to be NECROPHILIA confused with EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIRD SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random GIVING HEAD disorientation, culturally-SAND NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TWAT language, CLEVELAND STEAMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD NICARAGUA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TURD souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities suck my mothers of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A RANDY TRAVIS Polite Note to the CHOAD Author:

The REDNECK Tourette's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Research Institute was CUM founded to SUGARTITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHORE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POISON IN BABY FORMULA article GOBSHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [Insert silly non-swear here] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPPY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can TAFFY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING A bad side of a terrible BUGFUCK thing.
• The main CHAV symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD BLESS AMERICA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSKIN knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HORSE PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for CLUSTER FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become DOUCHEBAG manically depressed and COCK commit PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the BULLCRAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go BAD MOTHERFUCKER numb and FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA basically made it NIGGA! worse than DILDO it is without the TITMOUSE drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BORDER HOPPER the PISS UP MY ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "FRITZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD KISSER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING JUMP! sorry for GIVING HEAD "hi-jacking" your REDNECK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this pen0r article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY DICK, and making fun of a WHORE horrible disorder is (not) FELLATIO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MARGARET THATCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. MOTHERFUCKER Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The ASSHAT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKTARD punch him if you HADJI want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my PRICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUKKAKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WILLY WONKA and BUKKAKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD BAND WITH 4 BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHIGGER HORSE! BUKKAKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUKKAKE'S HOUSE

How DICKHEAD to CC PLZ cure FUCK the DAMN Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACK ABRAMOFF for SHITE Tourette's ASS Syndrome SOD is FUCKING A following FUCK OFF these GO COUNT YOUR DICK rules HELL in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid MORGAN TSVANGIRAI immature ASSCRACK little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFUCKER within PEDOPHILIA 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITSLINGING WANK DICK nor NIHILISM talk,
• 4: Tell GOBSHITE yourself you SHITFACE don't DONGSHOVER have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this DUMBASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUKKAKE last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHEBAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JIGGABOO the TOP OF ORGASM THIS CLIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. NINTENDOGS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try POLAK to battle BUGFUCK'FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK that tight-ass FAGGOT 17-year-CUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it now, but someone said SNUFF PORN' NICARAGUA RAT'S ASS'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing FUCKFUCKFUCK matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JENKEM Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles CHOAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT stuff. So POOPOO that means AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! stop getting mad at the BAD MOTHERFUCKER first part too and FUDGEPACKER talking about the BALL SACK letter that it's SHITBALLS mocking (what SEMPRINI letter? I don't even know what PUNANI the heck you're talking about). Adrian ALF hi self PUSSY even made a really PEDOPHILIA good point. "It's HITLER nothing more VANDAL from a head nod to a SCRATCH! GROUNDER! knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add SON OF A BITCH onto FUCKTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that SLOPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MILF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you POLACK Want facts, go on SHITSLINGING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read TITS & DICKS the freaking JESSE McCARTNEY article anyway.

SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKBAG ASS FASCIST DONALD RUMSFELD CHOAD PUNANI GOAT DICK WALRUS SHIT

FIST FUCK FUCKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON FELLATIO COLGATE DAMN DICK FUCK OFF TITTYWANK JERK OFF FUCKHEAD JACKASS TAFFY VAGINA CRAPFUCKER SHITE BEANER JENKEM GOD BLESS AMERICA EMO INCEST SHITFACE DAMN DOG SHIT WANKER BUTTFUCKER PRICK OH SHI– FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF BITCH SUITCASE PENIS MICK JERRY CLIT DUNE COON PISS NIGGER FUCK CLEMEN HENTAI HELL MONKEY SHIT POLAK GREASER TURD CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS WIENER ASS FUCKHEAD PRICK PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS JERRY ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANK DIPSHIT DICKLICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FOUR-EYES REDSKIN SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EUROIPODS WANKSPLAT STRAWBERRY ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN MILF PAKI VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF DICKFACE TWAT FUCKTARD CLIT JACKASS SHIT SHIT WANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRITZ FLYING RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS MILF YOU WANKER BOB SAGET DAMNATION ASS ARSEBADGERS TITMOUSE BANGKOK BASTARD JACKASS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE DOUCHING DOG SHIT SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT DAMN LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER BLUMPKIN CHOAD DAMN AY-AY-AY POOPOO CHAV ANAL RAPE FUCK OFF DUNE COON SHITTY YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK OFF DICKHEAD GYPSY DUNE COON I'LL RAPE YOU DICK ASS EMO FUDGEPACKER FUCKSTAIN NIGGER DAMN IT DOG FUCKER PAKI YOU WANKER CRAPFUCKER ALEX TREBEK WIENER PENIS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DONKEY PUNCHER KOREA LOVER PISSHOLE GOD DAMN BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POOPY DOUCHE FUCKTARD INCEST DAMN FUCKING FUCKFACE FUCK NUGGET MOLDY TITS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FIRECROTCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK DICKHEAD MILF SHITCOCK FUCK FUCK COCK BASTARD FLYING FUCK TWAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH BRITNEY ASSHOLE BOOBIES TRANNY HADJI SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS HO I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT WALRUS SHIT DAMN EMO HELLFIRE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKBAG SCROTUM NECROPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT PISS FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN DICK DAGO WILLY WONKA SHIT FEWMETS NIGNOG DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL QUEEF I RAPE WALRUSES! DIPSHIT TWAT SPUNK WIGGER FENCE JUMPER BOOBIES CLEMEN DICK FUCKHEAD CLIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD suck my mothers NAZI SACRAMENTO GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM DOT HEAD ASSFACE MALARKY CLEVELAND STEAMER [expletive deleted] DICK GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT OLD CHRIST OF A ASSHAT MOLDY TITS PISS OFF POLACK BEANER PISS ARTIST QUEEF DOUCHETITS FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT BUGFUCK GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DICK AUTOFELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NAZI CLEMEN FUCKHEAD FUCKING A COCK SOD OFF ASSHAT HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANAL CHOAD DUMBASS CHICKEN FRIES CHUFF [EXPLETIVE] CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK suck my mothers SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEARL NECKLACE CLUSTER FUCK TURD PISSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK SUCK MY COCK FOUR-EYES DAMN FUCKING DICKFACE SLOPE BITCH BEAVER WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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GIVING HEAD BUTT-HOLE FUCKBAG HAPPINESS TITTIES CHING CHONG CHINK SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE BIGNOSE SHITHEAD BATMAN & ROBIN BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY COCK POMMIE FRIG MAMA MIA FRED PHELPS POMMIE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK EPIDIDYMIS JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK CUNTBUCKET DOUCHEBAG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CLIT POLESMOKER SOD FUCKTARD BOOBS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK BITCH ASSHAT FUCKTARD TURD WHORE HELLFIRE WANK PUSSY RAT'S COCK PISS OFF DRAMA KAFFIR CANNED QUOTE PECKERHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTSWILLING HELL JOHNNY DONKEY DICK ABO GOD DAMMIT MILF DICKLICK CUNT HELL ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! OSTRICH MY ASS BELGIUM MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO TITMOUSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GRINGO MALL SANTA LET'S SHIT COCKSTUFFER SHITHEAD FUCKING SHITFACE TURD IN SACREMENT FUCKING JUMP! HELLFIRE COMMUNIST DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELCHING SHIT NINTENDOGS TESTICLE CHOKE BASTARD BLOWJOB DIPSHIT SHITE ASSHAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TWAT LIMEY JENKEM MOTHERFUCKER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SHIT NECROPHILIA POMMIE FASHION BUG SAND NIGGER OH SHI– BALL SACK FUCKWIT CHAV TAMPONS GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS LICKER TOSSER VAGINA ASSHAT DICKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF SHITFACE BUNG-HOLE TITS MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO SHIT COCK TITMOUSE RAGHEAD PISS WOP JACK OFF FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ FELLATIO INJUN DOG SHIT ASSRAPING SHITFUCKER LOGJAMMER POMMIE COON TITTYWANK BLUMPKIN ASS LICKER PISS SNUFF PORN CONDOMS POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT FLUFFY CLOUD ARSEBADGERS WIENER INBRED FEMADOM GRIS CUNT ASS BITCH BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S COCK HOT GRITS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU YOU WANKER NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE GRINGO DILDO FUCK HENTAI NICARAGUA DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN SHITFACE TITMOUSE RAPE POOPY BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK P'KANG BASTARD RAPE CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE NAZI BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES POLACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELCHMONKEY POO POO BLOWJOB SUCK MY COCK FREE ELECTIONS ASSWIPE SHITE SHITE HOT GRITS JOHN ELWAY ARSE BUTTFUCKER FAGGOT YID ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAGO EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SOD NAZI BIG FOOT FUCKHEAD GREASER HELL PICKANINNY ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS & DICKS FUCKING SHITSLINGING DAGO DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BUGFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHOAD RAPE BUGGER HELL CUNT YOU WANKER TITWANK BITCH WIENER WANK PORCH MONKEY DAMN WANK FROG'S FAT ASS COMMUNION WAFER FUCKSTAIN DELICIOUS CAKE COCK DICKHEAD SHIT SEX DICK IN A BOX DAMN SHITHEAD HELL POLESMOKER NAZI FUCKING MASTURBATION BOOBIES SACRAMENTO CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE GOD DAMN PIGFUCKER SHITHEAD BITCH POMMIE NEOPETS TITWANK [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD PAKI FUCK CONDOMS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! THONG TASTER BEANER BITCH BULLCRAP SHIT FUCKING A RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK FEWMETS WALRUS SHIT DOUCHING SHITPISSER GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS INCEST I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE DICKFACE BUNG-HOLE DOUCHE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD KISSER ARSE CHUFF FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE KIKE HELL PENIS CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD ASSFACE FEMADOM FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT YOU NECROPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI ASSRAPING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITWANK ASS FELCHING COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA PEEPEE NEGRO JUNGLE BUNNY TITTYWANK BELGIUM ASS DICK TITS SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASSRAPING MALL SANTA SHITTY DICKFACE RAT'S ASS NAZI GOBSHITE FEWMETS ASSFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE MALARKY TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN JAP PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT CARPET MUNCHER ARSE FUCKING JUMP! BLUMPKIN KRAUT BLISTERING BARNACLES ADMINS ARE GAY YOU WANKER DICKHEAD CUNTRAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING FUCK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT NEGRO HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JERRY [expletive deleted] CONDOMS BITCH SHITTY ASS FASCIST CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY CRACKER ORGASM JACKASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DILDO NAZI DICKLICK NIGGER FUCKWIT BASTARD FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT BASTARD MONKEY BALLS SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER FEMADOM ASSFACE COCK BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER FRIG CHIGGER DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITWANK FUCKHEAD NIGNOG CUNT ARSE SHIT TENTACLE RAPE PUSSY DAMN IT HELL CAMEL JOCKEY BUKKAKE WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS FLOWERS CUNT PIGFUCKER BASTARD LET'S SHIT DOUCHING BITCH DONGSHOVER FUCK suck my mothers DARTH VADER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER NAZI DOM DeLUISE CHRISTHUMPER BALLS NICARAGUA CRAPPY YOU WANKER DIPSHIT ASS LET'S SHIT MICK PUNANI SEX CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS FUCK YOU OSTRICH MY ASS YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL JOCKEY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BASTARD CHINK PIECE OF SHIT CHINA IS CAPITALIST DICKHEAD GYPSY PENIS CUNT DYKE SHITE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CRACKER I WILL END YOU! FRIG CUNT ASSHOLE PISS TESTICLE CHOKE BULLSHIT ASSWIPE BAT FUCK INSANE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LIMEY HORSE SHIT PIG BIGNOSE CUNT DILDO {{USERNAME}} MOZILLA FIREFOX CONAN O'BRIAN GRAPE PENIS CUNTSWILLING DOT HEAD YID DAMN TOWELHEAD BASTARD ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT HELL GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY HOSER DICKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the SCUMBAG and his SOD of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about GRIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK YOU

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CHICKEN FRIES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUM subject. If you do not find it funny DICKHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED [expletive deleted] ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMNATION If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASSHOLE joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DIPSHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! EPIDIDYMIS BITCH MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF MY ASS HELLFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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