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Okay, so this article is all about Bat Fuck Insanity. I think. Looking at such a thing from a meta sense, you get a long, in-jokey history involving vandalism, cleanup and pure insanity. Looking at such a thing from a proper sense, you get insanity, with bats and sexual intercourse. The term comes from the Latin Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the hose, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE, just like a bad case of BAT FUCK INSANEEEE! In other words, you shouldn't be here. Bat Fuck Insane will now throttle you for such heinous crimes.

One of the first cases of bat fuck insanity in recorded history was that of Gregorius Androgynous, who went bat fuck insane in the year 103 AD. He devoured himself, starting with the head (which he roasted with shallots and pinion nuts) and continuing with the BAT FUCK INSANE tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own neck. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly – in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, Romans, countrymen and other passers by were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Forum and attended baseball games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Gregorius into the Defleitermousix Fornix Asyluminatica for the unforgivable crime of drinking white wine instead of red wine while eating himself. There he swallowed whilst attempting to stuff Fermat's Last Theorem up a stoat (a weasel is totally different, honest). (Full article...)

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June 11: Ontological Empiricism Day

Did You Know?
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  • ... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?
  • ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
  • ... that in 1933, the Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
  • ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
  • ... that you've just lost the game?
  • ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
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