User:King In Yellow

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This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.
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This user is a Royal elitist, and scoffs at users who are not.
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers.
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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WTF is this template. I have no idea. Anyway, look at Darth Vader. Woooo, Vader...
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This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers .
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This user only speaks Latin enough to seduce native Latin speakers .
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This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .
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This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .

So this is it. You found my hideout. Whaddaya want, a frickin' ribbon?

About Me[edit | edit source]

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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

You want more, huh? Sorry. Not on the first date, pal.

Contributions[edit | edit source]

While I've made some minor contributions here and there, my main function is the detection and E-RAD-I-CA-TION of STU-PID HU-MAN CRAP!!! With the help of my pet Dalek. He's friendly, feel free to pet him on my talk page.

Awards[edit | edit source]

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Now go play in traffic.

Got this one for wading through dreck with a machete and a flamethrower. Someone's gotta do it if we're ever going to win the war against brain-damaged 7th Grade boys.

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Squeegee Warrior

This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles.


  • 80's Gangland Rule #126: Headbands can make anyone look "street."
  • 80's Gangland Rule #126-A (Corollary): Except the guy in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video.
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Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.


Yeah, that's right... I work for the MAN.

Ok, so I don't use the "show preview" button very much on my userpage! But I'm armed now!

I got the music in me!
Jump, Magic, Jump!
Aw, yeah!