User:Ceridwyn

	Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2007

“Oooer purty! if I hadn't taken a Vow of Non-Self-Editing I would definitely use that template!”
~ Ceridwyn on Tooltroll's Blank UP

“Well then, I just might have to do it for you!”
~ Tooltroll on Ceridwyn's Vow

“She doesn't even edit her own user page? I haven't seen such lazy etc.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ceridwyn

“Wait, I think I got the wrong address. Can you direct me to Senator Foley's hotel room?”
~ Gustav on Ceridwyn's userpage

“Ceridwyn is just like birds. What are birds? We just don't know”
~ Brit-style Gert5 on Ceridwyn

“Everything must be pink! Like the stormcloud of justice! Wait... hang on, lemme try that again...”
~ Kalir on Ceridwyn's coloring scheme

“Perhaps.”
~ Electrified mocha chinchilla on Ceridwyn's position on eliminating the US budget deficit's repercussions on domestic spending.

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BP	This user is a bitch and a prude, and probably hates your article.

This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

H8H8	This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

This user is the founder of The Proofreading Service.

This user is licensed to spell.

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en-L

Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.

This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

♀

This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

fr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ht-X

This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers .

0101

This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code

ja-0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

lz-F

This user got an F in Lesbian and likes their native language better (if they have one).

pika-4

This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.

rh-4

This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

This user dabbles in trifling.

This user has been blocked
0 times.

This user is a geek.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This mathematical user loves pi

This user is against 2005cruft.

Info and stuff[edit | edit source]

Featured Article: HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Who is she?[edit | edit source]

...

Despite her relatively few Uncyclopedia edits, Ceridwyn's contributions have been no less than awe-inspiring. She has the gift of the trivial power to make even the most perfect of pages infinitely more brilliant, yet can lend her power to only the greatest of pages; because with trivial power comes trivial responsibility. It is her gift, but also... her curse. ~ Spang

She is Australian except her ancestors basically got cut off so she sort of sounds the same but is referred to as a New Zealander for political reasons. Her real name is Lana Ruckspin and she lives alone with just her kitteh for company, and this guy who she tied up in the basement and suffocated with a bread-bag. She spends her time editing the site to while the time away whilst befriending everyone wherever she goes and generally making things overtly pretty. ~ Olipro

She has an incredibly low self-image. While most everyone who meets her would immediately say "Jeez, she totally pwns BENSON," she would have you believe the opposite. She has made her mark on the site with her pinkness and her long signature and her all-around existentiality. She is by far one of the kindest people on the site, and has the added advantage of being the only female that isn't also an admin (which unfortunately subjects her to the many advances of drunk Uncyclopedians). As this paragraph has become little more than a rant, the final thought will be that of hope: "Hope." ~ Ljlego

What is she?[edit | edit source]

Odds are that she's human.

Also, she is one of a non-dying breed of spelling Nazis, which is neither good nor bad. Actually, it's both. While their incessant minor edits to everything from UnNews articles to userpages can be flustering and headache-inducing, it also saves the other users from having to know how to spell the English language. This message brought to you by the loveable Gustav.

Where is she?[edit | edit source]

Some place; it's not important. What is important are the lists.

When is she?[edit | edit source]

She is presently present in the present, presently. This may seem redundantly redundant, but it is necessarily necessary.

How is she?[edit | edit source]

Dunno, ask her.

It's a she?[edit | edit source]

Honey, it's a she. And a funny one at that.

Diet[edit | edit source]

Random hummus
Infinite Loops
Fried iron curtains

Vices[edit | edit source]

Sniffing glitter glue. That girl's got expensive taste.
Enraging insects with deodorant spray.

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

Does she speak Hebrew?[edit | edit source]

האם היא דוברת עברית? רוב הסיכויים שלא, אבל מכיוון שהיא טוענת שאפשר לערוך את הדף שלה בצורה חופשית, ננצל את ההזדמנות להוסיף קצת תעמולת כיבוש ציונית לדף המשתמש שלה. עם ישראל חי וכו'.