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I would like to politly ask all british people to leave this site and never come back. Nobody wants you here. Also I think every thing would be alot better the french leave as well. Actualy all europeans should leave as well. Thank you Goawaybrits 17:50, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

I agree. RabbiTechno 17:53, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Im glad you agree, all europeans need to GTFO! or convert to americism.Goawaybrits 17:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

I would kindly like to ask you to go die in a fire, but seeing as you will not; I doubt I'll be going anywhere anytime soon :) BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 17:59

Your british, nobody cares you think, go do something british and leave us real men alone. And i really dont see how this is off topic im trying to make uncyclopedia a better place for everyone.Goawaybrits 18:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Uncyclopia soon to be 50% british free!!!

Yeah, Bonner, you bloody European. If I was president of the US of A I'd nuke all you bastards right now. RabbiTechno 18:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Ya, Americas got to start focasing on the real terrorists. Goawaybrits 18:10, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Okay JT...You've shown me the error of my ways, I'll abandon all this British nonsense. From now on I'll think, act and live like an American. GOD BLESS AMERICA! :D BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 18:11
You realise that means you have to stop saying things like poppycock, piffle, don't mind if I do old bean and so on? Sure you can manage that? And you can never eat fish and chips or drink warm beer ever again? RabbiTechno 18:14, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Jesus loves you now.Goawaybrits 18:20, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

AND I LOVE JESUS WITH ALL MY AMERICAN HEART <3 BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 18:22

Maybe we should divide the wiki into 2. Would that work? Elassint Throw things at me 18:23, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

I love Him with all of my Jewish heart! Sorry for killing you, Jesus dude! RabbiTechno 18:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Fantastic idea Elassint! The God blessed Americans on one side and the bastard europeans and random other countries on the other! We could even have Admin wars; American admins vs other admins. (America would win) BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 18:26
Fuck Yeah America would win! God loves Americans! RabbiTechno 18:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Then british people fight dirty. I was trying to bring those pagans to jesus on irc and they tried to ambush me.Goawaybrits! 18:42, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

No way? The assholes! RabbiTechno 18:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Dashed unsporting of us, what? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:53, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Damn Brits. Can't you fight like real men? RabbiTechno 18:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, God Bless America! I can't stand...uh which religion or nationality are we hating today on today, guys? Oh, the British? Well, I guess your arguments are sound, screw the Brits! Thanks for clearing that up for us, Goawaybrits!. thank you for your time, and your useful public service messages. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:13, Oct 24
What about the Canadians? They're almost like Americans, just not as noisy. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Yes, and distinctly more....northern. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Oct 24

/me has a bit of a Paul Revere moment. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:02, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Caaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa! Woo! Canada is so awesome! The.original.joe.shmoe Norm cow.jpgblahRed cow.jpgOrange cow.jpgYellow cow.jpgBlue cow.jpgBrown cow.jpgSelfportrait.jpgocean!! 00:04, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Now if we could just get rid of the Queen... The.original.joe.shmoe Norm cow.jpgblahRed cow.jpgOrange cow.jpgYellow cow.jpgBlue cow.jpgBrown cow.jpgSelfportrait.jpgocean!! 00:07, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'. BTW, I just want to say, most Americans aren't like this. Usually we're much nicer to the British. We have to save our energy for hating the Blacks and the Mexicans! WHITE POWER! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Oct 25

I propose bannage of all users who are not from Antarctica. A bit extreme, maybe, but you can't deny that it'll keep the riff-raff out. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 00:33, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Bad idea...that penguin movie wasn't funny at all. Plus their jokes are all about cold. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:41, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
I convinced someone I met in a club once that I was born in Antarctica. Spun him a little story about how my mother is a meteorologist and my father a seismologist and they're stationed there for a year. Summer comes, they've not got a lot to do due to it being the colder part of the year down south, so they get it on...nine months later, I'm born - the only human being in the whole of history to be born in Antarctica. He fell for it, too. RabbiTechno 17:54, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
For extra points, convince them that your name is Emilio Marcos Palma. 84.51.141.254 18:07, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

I HATE BRITS! HATE HATE HAT!!!!!!-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:44, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. Brits are the worst. CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CARP!!! HATE HAET HAT!!! Wait a minute... I'm British... —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:51, 26 October 2007 (UTC)