Dave (A story built one paragraph at a time)

Dave (A story built one paragraph at a time)

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Dave, whose real name is Zombiebaron, is, as its name suggests, a random active user from this very website called Uncyclopedia. They were an average person editing in an average wiki until they got pulled to an adventure full of dangers, knives and moccasins. Their quest is told in the epic poem known as A story built one paragraph at a time.

Biography

Early life

Zombiebaron started as a humble editor on Uncyclopedia, which they randomly stumbled upon one day.

It was on this very website when Zombiebaron met Kippy, a person who they genuinely disliked for their overtly authoritarian behavior, but could not speak up in fear of getting banned. Despite this, Zombiebaron decided to put their trust on this admin by lending them $2,a decision they have regretted since, as Kippy have never given their money back.

Murder

One fateful day, Zombiebaron decided to buy a bunch of mannequins for no reason other than "for the LOLs" . The next day, all of their mannequins were gone, and there was no clue where they could be. Zombiebaron searched for their mannequins everywhere, to no avail.

That very fateful day, Kippy appeared at their door, saying that they knew who the mannequin thief was. But Zombiebaron didn't need to listen them to know: it was Kippy, of course it was Kippy; it had been all this time along, it was so crystal clear! Enraged, wrathful; Zombiebaron got a spare moccasin, and beat Kippy to death.

It would be revealed later that the real thief was a rascal named John, who tricked them to kill the admin that had blocked them from Uncyclopedia. Zombiebaron first swore vengeance for making them kill thre guy that owed them two bucks, but just like in a Wattpad fanfic, their hate turned into love, and ended dating John.

Marriage

Zombiebaron married John, and changed their name to Dave, so that their lover John could easily pronounce their name which for some reason had been their own username until this very day.

See also

• Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia
• Luna
• John (A story built one paragraph at a time)

These Are The Daves I Know I Know, These Are The Daves I Know

Some of them are Davids, but most of them are Daves
David - David Attenborough - David Beckham - David Blaine - David Bowie - David Byrne - David Cameron - Dave Chappelle - David Duke - Dave Gahan - David Gilmour - Dave Grohl - David Hasselhoff - David Hume - David Icke - David Letterman - Dave Lister - David Lloyd George - David Lynch - Dave Meltzer - Dave Mustaine - David Pecker - Dave Rowntree - David Tennant - Dave Thomas - Dave Strider
They All Have Their Own Hands, But They Come From Different Moms
~ Kids in the Hall

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