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Here's how it's gonna go down. There is a link to the non-existent article Moose-Robot War of 1820 on my user page. It has been there for well over a year. And it's really starting to bug me that there's not an article for that link yet. So, what should I do? Write the article myself? Certainly not. That's where you all come into play.

Write an article about the Moose-Robot War of 1820 and put it under your userspace. The deadline for entries is March 18th. At that point I will judge them, and the best one will be moved into the main namespace. The winner and runner-up will get special prizes!

Go forth and write, denizens of Uncyclopedia! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Current Entries

• User:Composure1/Moose-Robot War of 1820 --Composure1 04:30, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Squiggle/Moose-Robot War of 1820 -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Witt E,/Moose-Robot War of 1820 --Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:15, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Tompkins/Moose-Robot War of 1820   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:04, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:ENeGMA/Moose-Robot War of 1820 --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:07, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Spang/Moose-Robot War of 1820 • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:17, 22 Feb 2007
• User:Insineratehymn/Moose-Robot War of 1820 --General Insineratehymn 01:27, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/Moose-Robot War of 1820 --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 02:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Braydie/Moose-Robot War of 1820 —Braydie 02:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• User:Rcmurphy/Moose-Robot War of 1820 —rc (t) 04:09, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Comments

• Tompkins entry is the best so far--Scott 18:14, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• I'm workin' on one, just give me time and proper funding. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:28, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• Mines not done yet.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:15, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• *crosses fingers*   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:04, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• I'm so gonna win. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:07, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• Mine is clearly to only one up to savethemooses' standard of writing. Harrumph! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:17, 22 Feb 2007

• "When was it? 1920." Yeah, good job with that. —rc (t) 04:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• Look, don't blame me just because you don't get the joke. Maybe you'd like me to only reference stuff you've heard of in the future? I don't watch a lot of sesame street, but I'll give it my best shot. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:30, 24 Feb 2007

• Here, I'll help you out. "Today's show is brought to you by the letter S! S is used for 'Spang' and 'sucks'!" BOOM —rc (t) 05:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Hahahaha —Braydie 18:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• I am the one who shall win this contest. --General Insineratehymn 01:28, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• I may as well throw my cat in the ring. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 02:54, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• Smeg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:29, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Might be my best article ever. —rc (t) 04:09, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Wow, real original Braydie, how'd you ever think of something *THAT* clever? Fucking genius. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 04:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, it's a gift. —Braydie 18:56, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Who won?

It should be me considering I am apparently the only one that even remember this contest occurred. --Composure1 18:52, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I just assumed that I won. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:10, 20 Mar 2007

Winner Will Be Announced

Very soon. I just need to see more people impatiently clamoring for me to announce the winner. » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:11, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Soooo...should we just all get on with our lives now? —rc (t) 03:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Is there any impatient clamoring? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. And gnashing of teeth as well. —rc (t) 03:15, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

I, for one, am literally beside myself with anticipation. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:18, 16 Apr 2007

/me looks at the twin Spangs and mutters "God help us" under his breath.--<<>> 22:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Please, please announce the winer! I can't take it anymore! And what's worse: I didn't even participate... I can't even imagine how impatient the real competitors must be.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:38, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

Thank you to all who participated. Except for Braydie. Fuck you.

There were some really great entries in this contest. It was hard to choose just one winner. So first, some runners-up:

• Third Place goes to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, whose claim that the Moose-Robot War of 1820 never happened was interesting to say the least. The article was well-written. Blah blah blah. Anyway, he didn't win.

• Cool Place goes to Spang for being concise.

• Second Place goes to Composure1. His article was fantastic, going into great detail and really creating a fantastically original article. It was thought-out and interesting, and would definitely work as a mainspace article. Heck, I would even VFH it. Almost a perfect article.

Of course, that leaves...

• First Place, which went to rcmurphy for his article, which referenced my own work, thus combining the awesomeness of me with the awesomeness of stuff about me. Congrats, rc!

And thanks again for participating in my contest. Your bills will be in the mail shortly. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:07, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

This is very disappointing, Stm, to say the least.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I am...humbled, to say the least. I now know how Toole must have felt when he received his Pulitzer. </English nerd> —rc (t) 02:41, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

As none of you probably noticed, I've been gone from the site for over a month. This is because I couldn't stand the tension of waiting for the winner to be announced, and had myself cryogenically frozen until the victor was revealed. My loyal aide thawed me out as soon as he read the news. So now I'm back (check UnNews for my newest article), and although I didn't win, I am honored to be in 2nd and thank STM for his positive comments. So what's my "special prize" that I will get as the runner up? --Composure1 03:10, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I think we all know who the real winner here is. For those that don't, it's me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:57, 18 Apr 2007