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... that my English teacher is gay? (Pictured)

... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?

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May 5: Cinco de Mayonnaise (Mexico) 1862 - Mexico defeats France in a drawn-out game of Risk. 1893 - New York Stock Exchange crashes, has its driving privileges suspended for a year. 1900 - Queen Victoria declares that the fish fork is henceforth the official favored piece cutlery of Great Britain. 1925 - Tennessee biology teacher John Scopes is arrested for teaching electrocution in school; is forced to teach evolution instead. 1927 - The government of South Africa declares those African clicky noises to be an official language. "It's called isiXhosa!" they click. 1989 - The United States takes some obscure Mexican holiday and fills it with cheesy gorditas. Yuck. 2014 - Greeks protest austerity, bad weather and the pebble stuck inside their left sock. 2016 - Imprisoned crime lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán receives an infamous "salted handy." ¡Ayayay! VIEW 2MORROW – MOAR ANNIVERSARIEZ...
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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