Portal:People
The People Portal
People are evil but some people are questionable, and other people are good. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges. People are everywhere these days, as they constitute the final phase of the STD "baby." Their prevalence in history is rarely notated, so we're going to drop some knowledge, old school style, The fear of people intensifies from the score of the hatred of people.
Selected Biography
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| Joe Namath spent the vast majority of his career throwing interceptions as he was about to be sacked. |
Joseph William "Joe" Namath (born May 31, 1943), nicknamed "Broadway Joe" or "Joe Willie", is a former American football quarterback for the New York Jets, and is widely considered the greatest bad quarterback in NFL history.
In a dazzling 13-year career, Namath threw 173 touchdowns and 220 interceptions, completed 50 percent of his passes, appeared in one Pro Bowl and amassed a quarterback rating of 65.5, putting him on the short bus of NFL players. Nevertheless, his Super Bowl III "guarantee", his 4,000 yard passing performance in 1967 and his 161-game streak of drinking Jimmy Breslin under the table landed him in the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1985, forever disproving the "East Coast Bias" of sportswriters.
Namath's "intangibles" are often cited in his listing among football immortals. While Fran Tarkenton and Roger Staubach were better quarterbacks, "Broadway Joe" did sleep with a lot of beautiful women, and his Hall of Fame enshrinement gave hope to charming fuck-ups everywhere.
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More Remarkable People
Below is a list of popular people:
- Akira Kurosawa
- Alec Baldwin
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Anderson Cooper
- Anne Hathaway
- Buster Keaton
- Captain Beefheart
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Lindbergh
- David Bowie
- David Lynch
- Enid Blyton
- Humphrey Bogart
- Issac Newton
- Leonard Cohen
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- Marie Curie
- Michael Bay
- Otto
- Pat Garrett
- Quentin Tarantino
- Rafael Nadal
- Robert De Niro
- Roger Moore
- Thomas Aquinas
Quote of the Day
“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are the whole damn ocean. ”
Did You Know...
...that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
People in the News
- Proof the CIA is using leprechauns to keep the black man down (pictured)
- Airport staff want to see your junk.
- Organized crime, America's farmers, no match for millions of bored Facebook users.
- America's politicians decide to become disc jockeys.
- Satan lets loose evil opossums, demon-possessed proctologists.
- Kanye wins against Lil Wayne in a Twinkie eating Contest
- Charlie Sheen arrested for assaulting the fat kid from Two and a Half Men
- Even Dick Cheney may become a Wolf when the Wolfbane blooms
- Boxer Mike Tyson new spokesperson for General Mills cereals.
- Aliens shut down high-value UFO sighting reporting unit, now prepared for all-out invasion of UK.
- Gary Kirsten presents his revolutionary methods of training for Indian cricketers.
- Tigger Woods Loses His Bounce in the Pooh Sticks Gate Scandal.
- Europe has a new Emperor with a funny name.
- British actor dies . Americans may know who he was.
- Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- Some old guy died, or something (ask your parents)
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Things You Can Do
- Find a remarkable article about someone and suggest it for promotion.
- Help rewrite articles about people. Some will be healed by a simple spell check, others need something a little more drastic.
- Be as social as you possibly can.
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