User talk:RabbiTechnoArchive5

Damn...

Damn, JT sounds harsh :( Hope you find somewhere, and good luck :) (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 28, 19:43

Thanks. I'll have my fingers crossed too. By the way, if you should see me in a shop door way, spare a pound for a can of Special Brew cup of tea, would you? Cheers matey. RabbiTechno 19:47, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Hell mate, If i saw you in a shop doorway i'd give you a lot more than a quid :P (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 28, 19:50

You and Olipro...! RabbiTechno 20:00, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Damn RT, good luck sorting shit out man. Hope to see you on here again soon in far better circumstances. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Me too. Cheers for the wishes of good luck, folks. :-) RabbiTechno 20:05, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Eep! best wishes from me too, I hope it works out. -- sannse esnnas 18:11, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Damn JT, I'm really sorry to see your message. Best of luck and return to us sooner rather than later! ~ Mordillo where is my WANKSPLAT? 20:39, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Hello People!

Just a very brief visit to let you all know I'm still alive (cue massed sighs of disappointment). Situation is starting to look up, hopefully have a new home before too long. Homelessness isn't too bad thus far, I've been making some cash on the side working as a rentboy. I have one regular customer who always pays me a bit extra... Back soon, folks :-) RabbiTechno 21:13, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

If I knew where you were I'd hunt you down like the dog you are find you and buy you a few pints in the pub. As long as you would buy mine at the same time. It sucks being 17. :D sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 22:34, Jan 31

Oh, so YWR the bitch who's been stealing my customers. I demand a catfight, NOW! Also, a hug. (=P) --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 15:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations on the FEATURED ARTICLE!!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey! Nice to see you around again. Also, congrats on stuff! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:22, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey!

We've missed you....glad to see you back in the land of the living. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Two days till new laptop...hurrah etc. Shit, can't remember how to sign. Oh yeah, four o' them wiggly thingies...RabbiTechno 18:55, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

JT! You're back! Shana Tova! ~ 20:09, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Oui

--AnarchyInMotion 20:20, 1 October 2008 (UTC) I am from Cambridge. I wrote about Shona, Arbury, the intro, the guided bus and the a whole section. I'm gonna fill it out a bit more when I get time. I'm thinking of expanding the Cambridge page too.

Good stuff. I especially like the guided bus bits. We'll meet up for a pint sometime, eh? RabbiTechno 10:38, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

m3 t00. Plenty of good ideas in there but it could do with a thorough cleaning out. (A bucket of bleach and a wire brush spring to mind, but I suspect we might get thoroughly banninated if Wikia caught us abusing their servers in such a fashion.)

I don't have the time to fix it on my own, but maybe there's an opportunity for a collaborative effort here? Juan Kerr 17:53, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Wow, you are one fast editor-guy, fella.

Thanks for correcting my typo in UnNews:Sticky Tape the Source of X-rays. I was still proofreading, and when I went to edit "troll of tape" to "roll of tape" it had already been corrected. ----OEJ 15:38, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

No probs. Was just hovering over UnNews, wondering if anyone'd edited my Maddie McCann story from earlier today and saw yours so gave it a quick read. Nice work, btw. :-) RabbiTechno 15:43, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah

Actually (Nocturnal Hippie Artist) is based on my neighbor Tom. Needless to say, he's pretty quirky.

Jimmy the Hellhound 17:05, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

RE: Welcome And ICU !

Firstly thanks for the welcome ! This site is actually quite daunting and I havent a clue what i'm doing most of the time... No doubt I should have read up a bit more before contributing but I guess Im the kinda person that puts things together without looking at the instruction manual... often resulting in rather mutated results. Anyways my Bopit topic was just a quicky to get started, hopefully I can continue to improve and contribute further towards it so that it stays up ! Any help or suggestions is appreciated !

Many Thanks, [The F]

Pre-decimal British Coinage

Just to say, I like the new article. Lemme know when you feel it's done, 'cos it looks VFHworthy to me. Asahatter (annoy) 17:23, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah - really like what you've done with this. It might be worth considering giving dimensions in Imperial units to a) maintain the po-faced idea that such measures are sensible and b) Give the yanks something that they can understand.

As I read, I realise that it has something of the tone and shape of one of my works in progress. Feel free to pour scorn and bagels over it. Asahatter (annoy) 10:40, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Bond. James Bond

OK, all you really need to know to understand the Bond article is that for most Bond bores, Connery is the one and only Bond, and no others will ever measure up. And they apply nicely contradicting logic when they need to. Compare the various Bond descriptions again -

• Connery: "The strategy of hiring an unknown, inexperienced actor who was able to take part in the film's daring stunts was a masterstroke / Connery's Bond was a man you could believe in: tall, strong, handsome and with a powerful sex appeal." vs Lazenby: "they committed the biggest, most sacrilegious error in Bond history. The man they hired in his place was a novice actor whose selection was based entirely on his looks and ability to perform stunts. It was madness."
• Or Moore: "Under Moore's stewardship the Bond franchise became one big joke. Ridiculously smutty names, ridiculously over the top henchmen and Grace Jones all blighted the era. With quips and double entendres, Moore brought a tongue-in-cheek approach to a firmly tongue-out-of-cheek role." vs Dalton: "When Timothy Dalton became the fourth man to play Bond, he brought in a much grittier, darker interpretation of the secret agent. He was dull. Where had the humour gone?"

Etc. Also, hoping Dmitry Medvedev continues his efforts to renew hostilities with the West just to get a decent Russian bad guy in a Bond film again... I'm not trying to change your vote here, I just think it's a shame if you miss out on what I think is a fine article. Ah well, such is life. This probably won't make a difference to you anyway, but I'm in an odd mood today. Cheery pip! --UU - natter 10:09, Dec 10

Atheism

Read the words. That was an attack and it wasn't funny. "Atheists believe that living in your parent's basement, playing video games, and insulting religious people on internet message boards all day is an excellent and fulfilling lifestyle" is one, try actually reading the rest before you mindlessly revert. 128.109.2.110 15:24, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

I did. And what's more, I agree with you - I don't find it funny. However, I'm not going to decide what others may find funny, so I reverted. You may find that your deletions won't be so rapidly reverted if you either sign in or get an account, by the way. Thanks for taking the time to leave a message. :-) RabbiTechno 15:28, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Just to back up what the Rabbi is saying - we prefer that people get used to not reverting. edits are better made when you've had an account, we have no way of knowing whether you will knacker up an article or try and improve it. God luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Got one now. Death of a Lombax 15:32, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Great stuff. Welcome to Uncyclopedia! RabbiTechno 15:33, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Wait! Back up a bit. There's such a thing as not believing in God now? This'll lead to no good, I tell you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:10, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Did you hear that? Sounded like society crumbling around us! RabbiTechno 16:12, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

"Its nae God I tell ye, it's the Digital Divide..."--Sycamore (Talk) 16:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I have trouble with Scottish accents. Could you retype that with English subtitles? RabbiTechno 16:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

translation: I'm whoring my article, wheres my curry and wifebeater?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:20, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Consider it successfully whored - I've been watching its development and it'll definitely have my vote once it appears on VFH. Now, I prefer not to whore mine, but I notice your vote has yet to attach itself to my own Pre-decimal British Coinage which is also up on VFH currently. Hint hint. RabbiTechno 16:24, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

People, please! Focus! Don't distract yourselves from the fact that the IP at the start of this said something about something! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:37, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

IP...? What IP? Oh, that one. *takes aim* RabbiTechno 16:43, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Hi Rabbi,

It looks like you didn't find my article very funny. There were a lot of debating in-jokes which you might not have appreciated...or maybe it just wasn't very good. This was my first article. If you have a look at 'debate' and 'public forum debate' those articles are appalling, and even if you don't like mine, I would hope you'd find it better than either of those and as such an improvement on what is currently on offer.

If you've got any specific tips please let me know. Otherwise I'd appreciate it if you scrapped that NRV. Cheers, bsudjg

Glad to hear Rabbi, I'll fix up the layout. How do you flag up the 'under construction' tag? I can't see it in the help menus anywhere. Cheers, bsudjg

Happy Gameukkah

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

thx for the help

thx- i understand it better now- btw how do i make a signature? never mind i think i get it Abab 15:33, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

If you'd just seen the mess I made of mine, you wouldn't bother asking me! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Seasons Greeting

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:21, Dec 21

Season's Greetings

Have an old fashioned Merry Christmas

If you're not good, Black Peter will beat you with a stick.

If you are not religious Happy Winter Solstice watch out for The Grinch!

Season's Greetings to everyone from Orion Blastar
NOW START CELEBRATING!

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--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 06:15, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

the same noob who didn't know what construction is

i just got some tips on how to improve my article but i dont now how to upload a image, could u help me out please Abab 00:57, 22 December 2008 (UTC) thx man Abab 18:39, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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Happy Holidays, love!

Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor.

Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!
And I am SO not a heathen.

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The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:39, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

BITCH, PLEASE!

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. -Colin "All your base" Heaney

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:37, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Chappy Chanukah to you!

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:01, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Punch!

	Thanks for the card and Happy Boxing Day! So that's it for another year... now it's all turkey sandwiches and packing up the presents to sell on ebay. So take advantage of this last day to have the traditional punch-up with your family.
	-- sannse esnnas

New Bit

Thanks for your response on the 19th Dec. Sorry I hadn't got back earlier. It is not so easy being funny/funny offensive without just being offensive here. I can also see a bit of rival senses of humour/humor going on here between American contributors and other like Brits/etc. Interesting ! (Romartus)

VANDALISM AGAIN to page God's_Masturbation

I can't revert it. I'm too lazy to even get an account here cos that would mean I need to remember a password. ;-P – Preceding unsigned comment added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])

It's reverted. And my god, that article needs a major rewrite! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:26, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Ah, it was you. Good stuff. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:27, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Greek Epics and Guy Ritchie

Well to do a Guy Ritchie parody of the Homer Classics means you have to watch his movies first ! I have only seen 'Lock Stock' etc. I suggest write it like a film script ? Or have Madonna as the Gorgon in a rewrite of the Perseus myth. BTW - I don;t have a classical education as such - just liked history and myth at school and university ! --Romartus 15:29, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I've seen Snatch too. Didn't like Lock, Stock much, whereas Snatch is kind of funny. His new one looks crap though. I like the Madonna as gorgon idea, might have to incorprate that one. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:43, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Bore da

Alright, boyo? You voted for an article about me. This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll look forward to having that for lunch. Has it got olives on it? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, no... Pork, unfortunately. IronLung 21:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

So long as it's kosher pork it's no problem. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:34, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Did you make this, or did you just find it, or was it a third option that I failed to list earlier in this header?

This might be the greatest picture in the world. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:25, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

This is the greatsest picture in the world. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:23, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Found it, I'm afraid. Had it for a long time so I can't remember where. 'Tis good though, isn't it? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:23, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

You replied here and on my talkpage. Are you trying to make me unsane? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:50, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I tend to do that so anyone who happens to be so bored as to be reading this page can follow the conversation, and also on the talkpage of whoever has messaged me so they know I've replied without having to come here. I'm nice like that. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Now I've got deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

It deserves its own article. Would you all care to join me? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:43, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Message from Santa

Ho bloody ho You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present. Here, tell you what, have this crappy lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.

--Asahatter (annoy) 11:22, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

you are going to hell

...for that jewish solvent abuse article. very funny though :) --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:54, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

I earned my ticket to Hell a long time ago. The way I see it is, who wants to go to Heaven and listen to angels playing harps for the rest of eternity? In Hell, the demons play electric guitars. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:37, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If not for that, it'll be for the image you submitted to the ATB. Still my favorite submission, though. ;) Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 15:49, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Just wait till you see what I've got planned image-wise for this year. I rather think it'll lead to my daily buggeration by Lucifer himself. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:29, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

And speaking of things that'll get you sent to hell, it's whoring time! User: Colin "All your base" Heaney/I will never forget and That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:22, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes.

I know about the tildes, I just forgot. I've been on Uncyc before but never with so many contribs. Qweasd 15:45, 8 February 2009 (UTC)