User talk:Couchpotatoe
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Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Couchpotatoe, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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22:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)