User:Zombiebaron/About

About Zombiebaron

An artist's rendition of The Zombiebaron.

This user is Canadian …and stands for truth, universal health care and HOCKEY games!(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians) {{NS|u= This user is loved by teh cobain angel! This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. This user is the sworn nemesis of Zombiebaron. This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work.

This user is an administrator, which explains their exceptionally high stress levels. This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them. This user is a zombie Give up your brains, and walk away. This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 18 years, 8 months and 2 days.

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way. This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. This usr is Dislektic an frekwent custommer of the Teh Profredding Servuc. & pourd of it.

Zombiebaron will work for brains.