User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/fightbryce/sword

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 Bryce's Room Score: -100 Moves: -100


> Slash at the oncoming Betterness with Ronalds' sword


You leap out from behind the bar and raise Ronalds' sword, letting out a bellowing war cry that sounds more like the voice of those two little gender-ambiguous unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.


Good try, actually. At one point, Benson and Ronalds were rivals, as they both worked for U-Gene and were both determined to impress him the most. Consequently, Ronalds became determined to achieve the impossible: become better than Benson. Don't ask how. Anyway, he failed miserably, but there was some effect: he became almost better than Benson. Thus, as your sword strikes the oncoming Betterness, you hear a meaty smack, and the Betterness stops in its tracks, shuddering.


> Victory!


The Betterness then responds by intensifying itself and shattering Ronalds' sword. The splintery shards fly into your flesh.


> Ouch.


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*** You've been sent to the Doom Dimension ***


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