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 Bryce's Room Score: -100 Moves: -100


> Pull fire alarm


Jumping for the red thing just above you, you yank the fire alarm, which sounds out across the hotel with a squeaky, high-pitched whine that promptly gives you a headache. Seconds later, the hotel's firefighters burst into the room carrying a massive firehose.


> That's prompt


Aye; being trainees, they want to impress their boss.


> Trainees?


Yes. And unfortunately, they were absent on the day their class covered water pressure.


> Huh?


Turning on the hose, they set the water pressure ten times too high. The water hits you like a steel rod and splatters you across the walls.


> Bugger.


Don't worry; the fire burns away your corpse entirely. No one ever knows you were there and the firefighters careers remain intact.


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