User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/eat pancakes

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 Windowless Van Score: 39 Moves: 54


> Gorge on pancakes


You unload twenty of Benson's Ready-To-Eat pancakes as starters, pour syrup on them generously, and gulp them down. Man, it tastes great, even though 'it' consists mainly of cheap mass-produced pancakes that weren't subjected to proper health inspection because the Surgeon General wasn't better than Benson.

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Several hours later, you are lying on the kitchen floor, empty pancake packs and syrup bottles littering the space around you. Your gut is bloated, you feel like puking but can't sum up the energy, and you're several hours late for your appointment with the deputy. It's at this moment that a Grue emerges from amist the discarded packages.


> Run like hell


Run? Run?! You're bloated five times beyond the human norm! You can't even see your chest!



> Wait...my pancake fork!


Nope. Sorry; your gut has spilled so far over your waist that you can't access your pocket.



> How the HELL could I have gotten this fat in a few hours?!


Don't get fresh.



> Sigh...scream in agony as the Grue has its feast.


Done.


If it makes it any better, the Grue has some awful gut problems for the next few days. You're THAT fat.


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*** Good night, Grueslayer ***


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