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 Town of Pignerol Score: 5 Moves: 16



> Attack Police Officer



> ...

...


> Groin smash!!


You connect to the city police officer with your massive Roach-Slaying Stomp!

Unfortunately, as the policeman is covered in thick riot armor, he is completely unaffected. "And add attempted assault of a police officer to the list of charges. Hah! You don't get bail for that one, matey."


> Run like hell


Too late - the cop and his female partner have already put you in handcuffs, hauled you out of the Sheriff Station, and thrown you into their police cruiser.