User:Tony George/Euro 2008

Euro 2008

Euro 2008 was a UEFA football tournament weirdly played in 2007. After the UEFA president, Gordon Brown realised that the England side wasn't going to get through because they were so shite, he decided to halt the on-going UEFA Euro 2008 qualifications and shot dead the other teams. Except the other "home nations" and other mediocre teams. At first this caused mass confusion. Why on earth was Gordon Brown helping out England? Later on he said he did it to stop Civil war happening in that little wee country called England.

How the fuck was Euro 2008 going to work from here?

Well, a very interesting question there. Gordon Brown immediately comporised a new group with the teams he didn't shoot. There were 9 teams. All 9 teams had to play each other once and then 3 countries of their choice that hadn't already played 3 other games after their first 9. The tournament was played in 2007 because Gordon Brown is an arsehole who couldnt run a country if he tried. Yes, he fucked up the dates just like he fucked up some CD's missing in the post with his dirty pornography on it which was later found by all recipients of Child Benefits.

The Home Nations Table

McCrap in his last moments before being snipered by Alex McLeish.

Pos	Country	Games Won	Games Lost	Managers Killed	Managers Sacked	Pts	Managers Comments.
1	Scotland	8	4	0	0	24	WORLD CHAMPIONS! LOL LOL LOL
2	England	7	3	1	0	23	Oh for fuck sake! We've lost to Fucking Scotland. Shortly after murdered
3	Northern Ireland	6	4	0	0	20	Meh, better than Wales at least"
4	Wales	4	3	0	0	15	*No comment, too busy shagging sheep*
5	Azerbaijan	1	9	0	0	5	Does anyone even know where the fuck Azerbaijan is?
6	Malta	1	9	0	1	5	New Malta football Euro points record!
7	Faroe Islands	0	12	1	0	0	Dead
8	Andorra	0	12	1	0	0	Dead
9	San Marino	0	12	1	0	0	Dead