User:TheBlueSpartan/The Incredible Malex Band
The Incredible Malex Band was created in 1654 by Tony the Tiger. He had planned to use the band for his diabolical scheme of cereal domination, but fortunately, his scheme failed following the creation of the Nazi Party and the Jehovas Witness program. The band, after failing at selling teddy bears stuffed with various drugs to small children and churches, decided to start playing music. They first attempted hardcore rap, but were soon toppled over by famous rap artists like Eric Clapton and Jesus. This too failing however, they eventually decided to become epic rock/screamo/improv/jazz/blues/metal/acoustic/indie/noise/death/cyber/pornogrind/country/holiday musicians.
This alteration in music styles resulted in their immediate approval by the people around the world, and they soon became famous for songs about eating babies and other shit like that.
Opposition[edit | edit source]
Many listeners believe that The Incredible Malex Band is attempting to seduce listeners and bring about the end of the world, but this is simply not true. The Incredible Malex Band creates pure, wholesome Christian music that promotes good will towards fellow men, kindness, love, cutting your hands off, and cannibalism.
The Members[edit | edit source]
Though it is thought that The Incredible Malex Band has only two members, this has been proven to be untrue. There are in fact hundreds of members within the band, thus the word incredible. Some of the more hardcore/awesomer members include the following: