User:Soviotkandyland

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WARNING!!!
This article loves your mom, and your mom loves it back.


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This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!
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“Hes not russian, or a communist. He just wants to be your freind.”

~ Russia on soviotkandyland


“I had a dream last night about how unfair the world is. They kept laughing at him. Silly rabbit trix are four kids.”

~ soviotkandyland on his dream last night
kandyland in public

“Its not that technology sucks, its just that technology blows and needs to go to hell before the robot apocolypse.”

~ soviotkandyland on technology


“Soviotkandyland makes me want to stab bunnies”

~ Goatboy on Soviotkandyland


“In Solviet Russia, Cow milks you!”

~ Jesus on Soviotkandyland

<insert name here> loves my penis”

~ soviotkandyland on <insert name here>
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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A work of art from kandyland
I Fucken love coloren!
THE HORROR!<insert name here> PUT THAT AWAY!OH MY GOD!


In the beggining[edit | edit source]

The beggining was very blury, not much was remembered, or how to spell because thats obviously not how you spell beggining.

The end[edit | edit source]

IM NOT DEAD YET DAMMIT!!!!!

The gadget conspiracy[edit | edit source]

The future is wonderful isn't it? WELL YOU WRONG!!! Have you ever noticed that when ever you buy the most kickass camera or phone on the market, you realize you are already hopelessly out of date? Really what the hells up with that?

His take on technology


kandyland in public

Likes "Things"[edit | edit source]

soviotkandyland likes many things, except grues, they scare the living shit out of him.


Candy

russian reversals

Candy

Metal

Candy

Bawls(the energy drink, no jokes please.)

Girls

Hot girls

Really hot girls

Candy

Parody art

Making art

Children

Eating Children


Lenin was...Lenin is...Lenin will be a pimp.
For soviot Russia


HE Really hates


Oprah

Little children

Japan

School

LOLCATS

Ninjas (they continue to haunt his sleep to this day.)

Barbra Streisand


It's true though



Most Likely To


Haunt your dreams.

Make jokes about your mom.

Plot against Bill Gates and his BSoD.

Hide in the closet from the ninjas.

Sit there and blog about how much he hates the ninjas.

Ninjaphobia[edit | edit source]

The fear of ninjas is a serious phobia which causes the subject to hide and plot ways to keep them away. Which dosen't work because ninjas are tricky bastards. The only cure to this is to expose the subject to Chuck Norris, causeing the subject into a secure state knowing that Chuck kills ninjas.

Nobel Peace Prize[edit | edit source]

kandyland is the winner of multiple Nobel peace prizes. His most reconized award is for the founding of the "Save the ugly bastards fund". This donation helps stop the mass genocides of ugly little buggers around the world. Examples in clude the locust hoarde, Orcs, Zombies, and the most messed up shit you can imagine. Kandyland has also invented the dream machine 2000, a device that allows the user to watch other people's dreams. Upon using the divice the crowed that kandyland was demostrating to was given the "you must be 18 or older to continue" warning.Epic fail.

Summing It Up[edit | edit source]

HE HATES YOU, OPRAH, NINJAS, AND ANY BLUE SCREENS NUFF SAID. NOW GO READ SOMETHING ELSE.

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--Soviotkandyland 17:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)soviotkandyland --Soviotkandyland 12:37 13 March 2009