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UnMovie Review:Ted (2012)

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Mila Kunis - Lori

"Working on Ted with Mark and Seth was certainly a new experience for me. Having worked with Seth on Family Guy for over a decade, I have become accustomed to his... um... quirky behavior.

"I had to take Seth outside and remind him that there were 58 kids with cancer in the dining room. He calmed down after that, but it was still wicked embarrassing."

Mark Wahlberg - John

"When Seth came to me and asked me to be one of the leads in Ted, I couldn't help but ask 'who the hell are you?' Honestly, I had no idea who he was, but he still seemed insulted when I asked. I've never seen someone get so upset at a charity luncheon. I've literally never seen a grown man cry that much.

Seth MacFarlane - Ted

"Ted was intended to be the culmination of my artistic and comedic career. I was finally going to do it, something I had been unable to accomplish throughout my career through Family Guy, or American Dad!. I came close with The Cleveland Show, but I still fell short there. I was finally going to nail both the female lead, and the male lead!