User:Saintcharloo

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PEACE
This user is a naturalist, so they prefer to live in treehouses.
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Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and may nut you, you slag.


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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user wants you to be touched.
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This User Welcomes you to St Petersburg.

This user is a complete genius, normal person.

And leaves you with the news that:

Johann Sebastian Bach was recently arrested on the number 12 bus, towards north grimsby. He was in possesion of three illegal bananas, and some highly contraband breakfast cereals. He received 13 pints on his walking licence and paid a fine of 9 concertos, four cantata and a fish. He is all over the floor in the other room.

May the Llama be with you.