User:RabbiTechno/TechnoShed/30dos
You won a month-long holiday in some magazine you found on the train! You were offered a choice of three destinations - the Seychelles, St. Tropez or Alaska. "Hmm," you thought, "Truly I am spoiled for choice. But where the fuck should I go? Seychelles? Never heard of it, probably near Bognor Regis...maybe not for me. St. Tropez, if my memory serves me rightly is in France, dunno if I fancy a month surrounded by Frogs. Sunny Alaska it is then! Wa-hey, here I come!"
Do you:
Think maybe you'll have a quick look at that Reader's Digest Atlas of the World you bought 'cos having it on the shelf might make you look slightly less of the curmudgeon that you are and check out where Alaska actually is?
Or do you:
Start packing your swimming costume, factor 25 sunblock and an industrial sized box of Immodium in case you can't find anything to eat except curry?
Or perhaps instead you:
Think, "Oh for Christ's sake, not another one of those fucking Zork rip-off games that bored Uncyclopedia users keep creating?!"