User:Moot-point

“Well... Whoever this guy is, he's nowhere near as quotable as me. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Moot Point

“An issue that is subject to, or open for discussion or debate. ”

~ Wikipedia on Moot Point

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It is said that Moot-point is the last living descendant of William Shakespeare. He lives a secretive life, constantly on the run from yesterday, which he claims is always just on his tail. Various attempts have been made over the years to find out what, if anything, he really has to fear from such an abstract concept. His only reply is, "Well, have you ever seen yesterday? I have. And if you had you would be pretty damn frightened too." Additionally he has had numerous assassination attempts over the past year, including one attempt with a Spud Gun.

Identities Assumed Over the Years

• The furry rabbit that does mental maths.
• The Stig on Top Gear
• The guy in the mask in V for Vendetta
• Oscar Wilde
• Leader of the Invisible Spain.
• The missing link
• The chicken and the egg
• The number 74
• The Piano Man
• God II
• Nando
• Dictator of Turkmenistan, and Shadow Environmental Secretary of Spain.

Published Works

• How to eat a doughnut in three-point-eight billion ways.
• The last word on Postmodernism
• Truth: Fact or Fiction?
• Scientology, the thinking man's religion
• Speedcubing: Solving the Rubick's Cube in 20 Seconds.
• An Idiots Guide to Being Cool Despite Excessively Long Hair.
• The Da Vinci Code, a postmodern statement on taste
• Confusing Greek and Latin etymology: The 8th Deadly Sin
• Mootpoint's Guide to Sex- 4 bases in 4 hours.
• How to make an Emo Smile.
• Homicide for the Home.

Quotations

• "You call that a paradox?"
• "That's not Spain, that's just a bit of lego; it's a postmodern statement on Spain."
• "Do I really need to give you any reasons why every frame of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen should be systematically ripped up and burnt?"
• "It's dessert time!"
• "I am as tight as a wedding ring on Michael Moore's finger"