Dude, So there I was[edit | edit source]POOP!!!!ing in the BUTT POOP!!!! doing my BUTT POOP!!!! thing with the BUTT shit and the POOP!!!!, right? Like, badass-BUTT POOP!!!!-shit. and fucking newt wizard[edit | edit source]bursts out of Miranda Cosgrove's uterus, POOP!!!!s all over the place, and instead of going for the BUTTs, he makes a newtline straight for me. so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF? I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis BUTT. No, seriously. A newt wizard did it. |