User:Mnbvcxz/That time Elmo was nearly raped by Snuffleupagus during Elmo's sojourn on Sesame Street
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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there Elmo was[edit | edit source]
singing on the set of Sesame Street, doing Elmo's annoying red muppet thing with the education shit and the counting, right? Like, PBS badass shit.
and this fucking Snuffleupagus[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the trash cans, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Big Bird, he makes a Snuffleupagus line straight for Elmo.
so Elmo pulled out Elmo's[edit | edit source]
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount Elmo! WTF?
Elmo barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped Elmo.