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Weed Glade[edit | edit source]
Weed Glade, North Carolina is a town located in North Carolina. IIts specific location is hard to determine,
but we know for sure that it is somewhere in mountains. It's surounded by forests and mountains.
There are 84 residents as of 2021. It's mostly know for its associations with marijuana.
Origins[edit | edit source]
It was founded by a group of hippies led by Sabrina Spellman and Harvey Kinkle back in 1964. The exact day of its founding was not noted because Doris K., who was in charge of writing the town's chronicle, got high and forgot which day it was. Since others were also high, nobody really knows which day it was. They chose the town's location because it was near nature and isolated from civilization. According to the chronicle, back in the '60s, everyone was pretty lazy, spending all their time living in harmony with nature, foraging for magical herbs in forests, singing songs, participating in casual sexual life, and engaging in esoteric rituals. They also grew and consumed weed and other crops and raised animals in harmony with nature.
The chronicle also documents the origins of the wild chicken population living in the forests near Weed Glade. According to them, in 1966, a huge flock of chickens, which became the basis of today’s population, escaped from a local farm because the young hippie farmer named Justin J. T., who was supposed to take care of them, got high and spontaneously engaged in sexual activities with two of his friends, blonde twins Addison and Madison, who were also high.
Geography and Climate[edit | edit source]
There are many natural wonders near the town, such as a lake called Glory Hole, which has sandy beaches and electrically blue water. Due to its location, Weed Glade and its surroundings have a specific microclimate, causing the summers to be pretty warm and long, with enough rain to keep the surrounding forests lush. On the other hand, during the winter season, there are always freezing temperatures, and snow starts falling in early December. If you manage to visit Weed Glade during December, you will be greeted with the aesthetics of Santa’s village since all the local residents take Christmas very seriously, and the cold and snowy weather creates a true winter wonderland. Due to its location, cellular reception is pretty poor.
The present[edit | edit source]
The legacy of the town's origins can still be seen today. They are still pretty much isolated, living in harmony with nature. Local teenagers embrace the hippie legacy, and weed is the favorite crop in town. Over the years, the town's population, including the youngest residents, has become very conservative. They still promote love and peace between all living creatures, with only two exceptions: Democrats and BLGT people. Nobody really knows how it started, but the entire population of Weed Glade is biased against these people, thinking that the BLGT community and the Democratic party are dangerous ideologies created by ill people. They promote a peaceful way of countering these ideologies.
Establishements[edit | edit source]
Pines General Store - Owned by Cameron and Dorothy Pines, it sells everything local residents need
Fortune Teller - Named Cassandra Destiny Jackson, she shares her visions in her "office" located in the attic of the town's hall
Phone Booth - Located on Main Street, it serves as an essential way of communication between the town and the outside world
Library - Provides books to citizens and serves as the main source of information
Nancy's - A pub that sells food and beverages
Politics[edit | edit source]
The town is led by Mayor Doris “Diamond” Fletcher, who was first elected to this position back in 1968 when she was just seventeen years old. She is beloved by everyone, and in the past few decades, she has received 101% of the votes in all elections. The town's council consists of Chase Anderson, Cameron and Dorothy Pines, and Mike Jackson, who was elected to their positions in 2016.
Decision making[edit | edit source]
In order to make a decision, the majority of the town's council must agree on it. The mayor is also part of the council and has three votes, while other members have only one. The process of decision-making usually involves smoking weed. Due to a law from 1966, a decision can come into force only if at least 3/4 of council members were high during the final voting. This, along with the fact that when the town was established, they copied the lawbook from Javenlinn, which dates back to the Salem trials, contributes to a unique set of laws that are valid in the town.
Local yought[edit | edit source]
Local teenagers and young adults admire the legacy of the hippie community by spending their free time living in harmony with nature, foraging for magical herbs and wild weed in forests, singing old songs, and participating in casual sexual activities and esoteric rituals. Every evening, they sit by a campfire on the beach and talk with each other. Especially the girls periodically visit the library. According to the librarian, the most popular books among them are the Kama Sutra and J. F. Fletcher’s bible of esoterica, fortune telling, and conventional drugs. They have a truly free and somewhat rebellious spirit, but they share conservative opinions with their parents.
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