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| Tammy | |
 Performing after plunging a men's room toilet | |
| Found in: | July 10, 1952 in Sarnia, Ontario |
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| Genre: | Cleaning |
| Affiliation: | Arm & Hammer |
| Label: | Mr. Clean |
| Notable brooms: | Oscar, Strata-duster |
| Years: | 1975 - present |
Not Gonna Spread for no Roses lyrics[edit | edit source]
Do I want love? Of course I do But do you think I'm so dumb That I'd go out with you? Na, na, no, no, neh-eh-eh-ver I'm, I'm, naw-awt go-on-na spread I'm not gonna spread for no roses! I'm not gonna spread for you You gross old man Your aftershave wreaks You buy your tan (She's not gonna peel for no buds, bud) Na, na, no, no, neh-eh-eh-ver I'm, I'm, naw-awt go-on-na spread I'm not gonna spread for no roses! I'm not gonna spread for you You gross old man Your aftershave wreaks You buy your tan (This girl don't put out for no foliage, friend[??]) (spoken) Businessman #1: Call me...soon Businessman #2: My wife will be out of town for 40 minutes -- let's get together and....talk. Businessman #3: Hey, there's lots of bad guys out there; I can point them out to you. Mark: I run a charity -- we collect panties. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk soon Talk talk soon Talk talk soon Joan of Ark never did Laura Secord never did Gloria Steinem did once But them she felt sad I'm not gonna spread for no roses (Better dead than spread) I'm not gonna spread for no roses (Better dead than spread) I'm not gonna spread for no roses (Better dead than spread) I'm not gonna open my legs for no roses (Better dead than spread) Do you want love? Of course you do But if you want love Shouldn't it be your wife you talk to?