User:Josh215/The Template Family
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It seems this article is rather; errm... "Festive". If this offends you: Tough luck, we like it. Some articles are simply as camp as the fairy on top of the Christmas tree.
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| Thanks for experimenting with Uncyclopedia. Your alterations to the Wikipedia article were indeed very informative, but I'm afraid we must huff them. This is because Uncyclopedia is a serious uncyclopedia, and shouldn't be corrupted by that sort of thing. However, you may be interested to know that there is a very similar wiki called Wikipedia that would welcome your comical contributions. This is because Wikipedia is a parody of Uncyclopedia, and welcomes comical content written in good taste. You are welcome to continue editing Uncyclopedia, however if you wish to submit comical content please do so at Wikipedia:Flying Spaghetti Monster instead. Thank you. |
PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
Warning: The following text might contain spoilers.
This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Gordon Freeman accepts the G-Man's offer, Eggman was the client, Lightning McQueen loses the race, the whole show was a dream in an autistic kid's head, the button in the hatch really does have to be pushed, Don Corleone survives the shootout, you are Darth Bater with amnesia, Edmund, Goneril, Regan, Lear, Cordelia and Gloucester all die in the last scene, Brad and Jessie become zombies, Luigi's Mansion is an illusion, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
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This is an exemplary template.
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