User:Ianweller/Hitlist

My hit list. If you are on here, run.

1. John Sculley, the bastard who sole the Mac secrets to Microsoft
2. Steve Ballmer, the bastard who helps Microsoft
3. Michael Dell, the bastard who sells Microsoft stuff
4. Whoever runs the phone taps
5. The number lock key
6. The scroll lock key
7. Lesbians
8. Windows 98