User:ILikePizza421/Kings of Chaos
Kings of Chaos is a MMORPG game that costs about $364.59 per week to play. Its players range from ages 2-78 years old. It was created in 1836 before computers were invented and was played using sticks and rocks by the old Indian tribe, Kabawoonie. The admins of this game created it so that they could take over people's lives, so that when they were banned they would create so much chaos that there would be a world of destruction. The resistence against this still stands strong, but the admins keep mind controlling more and more people.
History of the Ages[edit | edit source]
This game is split up into ages, which each last about 6-12 months long. Each age a new person that dedicates all their wasted time and money into KoC fails in life and wins in this game. Each age has a winner. The person who gains the #1 spot is usually someone that lives with their mom.
Age 1,2,3 beta, and 3 were all boring ages where nothing exciting happened except when LordStriker_the_Ghey (leader of TGC) started sending videos of wild animals to players all over KoC. Because of his reatarded actions he became the most hated player in KoC and was found to have no life.
During age 4 there was a giant war between two clans; The Ghey Clan (TGC) and The Phoenix Homos (PH). This war was the biggest one recorded in KoC history. After 3 and a half months of 25 hour a day fighting TGC came out on top and brutally crushed PH in the last month or so of the war. Following the war TGC had a stupidly planned civil war within their clan where they destroyed themselves so that they fell into a stage of depression and destruction.
Age 5 consisted of more of the admins lazyness. One day thousands of players were banned to create chaos all over Italy and most importantly, Yugoslavia. A majority of the KoC players are Yugoslavian. The next day over 1,492 buildings were reported to have been destroyed by these outraged KoC players. The admins then started laughing at their destruction and how they were the Kings of Chaos. Also in age 5 the Fearless Fahgs (FF) became a very weak sab clan full of chickens. LGC - Lazy Gloating Carnivores, became one of the most hated clans in KoC becuase of their lazy rankers that cheated by using programs that brought up horse porn all over the screen.
Admin Takeover of Yugoslavia[edit | edit source]
Kings of Chaos is becoming a very popular game and when the right day comes everyone will be banned and there will be chaos all over the world destroying Yugoslavia! When this day occurs the admins will become the Kings of Chaos and rule Yugoslavia!