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“Harry Potter? Wasn't he that Dutch mink farmer with laser-beam eyes? Or a I thinking of somebody else?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Harry Potter

Harry Potter, also known as Harold Clarence Potter II or simply "that bitch with glasses", was a

SILLY CREEPY MAN WITH STUPID KNIVES ON HIS HANDS IS NO MATCH FOR BENSON!