User:George Ferdinand

Yo yo yo wassup I'm a rapper from the Bronx, NY. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME!!!! I have a soft spot for TI, and I fantasize about raping Lil' Kim. My girlfriend (Avril Lavigne)'s momma thinks I'm a lesbian drug dealer, but she knows how to grow pot up her...never mind! I am a huge Boston Red Sox fan, and love the New York Giants. My cousin (don't ask why) is Munky Shaffer. Yes, I am fat. I was addicted to porn at age 5, and only quit at age 4. I want Michael Jordan to come visit my strip club...we have dogs...literally! Pit bulls and poodles, on display (for 556 Euros, you can touch, 435 you can paint)...buh-bye!