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Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Repeats unwords. Crimethink unwords. Ref 11th ed Newspeak dictionary.
Miniplenty feeds Party, proles. Makes rations, bodywares. Makes plenty. Chocorat 20gm increased.
Minipax keeps pax. Floating fortresses unsinkful.
Minitrue rectifies malreports. Verifies Times.
Miniluv crimestopper. Keeps goodthink. (more...)
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