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You rummage through your stuff and find a piece of paper and stubby pencil, with which you scribble down the following list:

  • this paper
  • this pencil
  • 5 litres of human blood (in circulation)
  • 206 bones (in use)
  • a, fairly small and unused, human brain (mostly embedded in skull)
  • a layer of skin (worn)
  • a tongue
  • a stomach (half-full)
  • a digestive tract
  • a rectum (full)
  • a bladder (half-empty)
  • a liver
  • a kidney (worth 500 zorkmids)
  • another kidney (in use)
  • two lungs (in use)
  • a human heart (in use)
  • a spleen (unventilated)
  • some genitals
  • 412 human hairs (being worn)
  • a song (embedded in heart)
  • a smile (embedded in skull)
  • some pants
  • a purple shirt
  • a stick of gum
  • a can of anti-Grue spray

You then double-check your list, and sadly, cross off the anti-Grue spray, purple shirt, and brain.