Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints/Paid Adversement

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From Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints#Paid Adversement:

I complain against the fact that I'm not actually paid for editing Uncyclopedia. I know nobody else is paid either, but it's me I'm talking about here!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? In fact I suspect somebody else is being paid. Guildy is so productive he might be! THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:43, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to complain that Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide makes more money than I do for editing Uncyclopedia! When will the endless legal fees stop?!? (Seriously though, why aren't you getting paid the two bits that Syndrome and I are?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I complain that you used my signature Happytimes! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide Date/time (UTC)


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Shorthand[edit | edit source]

Multiliteralist *CA* not getting paid. Happytimes *CA* ~M~ making more than ~H~. ~M~ *CA* ~H~ using his signature.

Longhand[edit | edit source]

Multiliteralist complains about not getting paid. Happytimes complains about Multiliteralist making more than Happytimes. Multiliteralist complains about Happytimes using his signature.