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Orion is a prominent constellation in the night sky. According to ancient writings, Orion was apparently joined in the night sky by 87 other constellations at one time. However, according to professional astronomers Lionel and Linda Irving, Orion is one of only "6 or 7" in the sky today. The name "Orion" refers to "some dead Greek hunter or something" in Linda's words. Orion is notable for it's conspicuous location, which is "right there—next to that cell tower there," in the words of Lionel Irving. (Full article...)