Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 1

Pairs of dice hanging by dashboard lights are secret devices planted by overprotective parents wishing to monitor their teenage children when they go on car dates.

The devices look like ordinary oversized fuzzy dice to the casual observer. They are not bugged, the little dots are not holes with video cameras inside, and they do not set off car alarms when the vehicle becomes overheated. They do not look in the least suspicious; rather, they seem like the usual kind of meaningless, tacky dollar store trinkets that, in fact, they actually are. They seem as innocent as the faces of the teenagers who assure you they will be home right after the "movie"; and indeed, the dice appear equally "innocent." After all, if your adolescent children are going to be devious and sneaky, your counter-tactics might as well be too. (Full article...)