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You idiot Pixelantes,
I feel that it is important to let the citizens of our country know something:
Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.
Kitten huffing will kill us all
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
Remember: it could be worse, you could be a South African.
And really, can we afford to act otherwise?
Thank you.