UnNews:Prime Mini Star Rishi S. wants refugees to be eaten by wild gorillas

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Thursday, November 16, 2023

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Compared to bad boy "Prime" Minister Rishi Sunak we must consider Flash Gordon Brown, King David Cameron and Mother Theresa May having been real great ones in 10 Downing Street. Of course Sunak wants to become greater. He plans to throw a humanic bomb onto Rwanda, nature lovers' romantic green place with true wild gorillas. Asylum seekers coming to Britain shall be deported to that country which had quite cruel genocidal past not yet three decades ago. Yesterday the British Supreme Court declared Sunak's plans being illegal. Sunak's response: "We'll do it - dumb judges! We can change the law." Of course that sounds aggressively, almost like "We'll send all asylum seekers to Rwanda, and hope that none of them ever returns." Thus Sunak wants to send lots of people to that country. Does he want to cause a new genocidal unrest there? Or does he hope, that the gorillas might eat the completely burned out Never-to-become-Britons whom he sends to Rwanda? Now You might ask: "Ain't there any better for the P.M. job in Britain?". One? Millions!

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