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 Executive Office Score: 60 Moves: 35


> disarm trap
Your search for hours for the trap which you figure must be here, but to no avail. You give up and go to grab the spray bottle when the guards enter. "Hey, you shouldn't be here!" you hear. You feel something hit the back of your neck fairly hard. You're dead.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


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