Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 36
> Go to lawn You clamber out of the house through the window, but lose your balance in the process and fall forward into the freshly mowed grass. > look up When you look up, you discover you are now in the yard of another house. There is a signpost just up ahead. > examine sign Read it for yourself, trespasser. KRAK-KRAK-KRAK! *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN